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Idiot NOFX singer banned from Emo’s Annex

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There’s entertainment and there’s stupidity. NOFX‘s Mike Burkett doesn’t fit in either. At this year’s past SXSW, Burkett surprised guests with his moronic alter-ego Cokie the Clown, when he struck up a one-off performance at Emo’s Annex. Fans in attendance not only heard Burkett rattle on about suicide and the desire to kill his mother… but they also drank his urine, too.

Yes, in what can only be summed up as “fucking obscene,” Burkett spiked a bottle of tequila with his own urine, which he drank throughout his show, eventually pouring out shots that he passed to nearby patrons. It was shortly after that Burkett delivered the “hilarious” punch line: A video of him peeing into the bottle before the show. What an entertainer, huh?

“I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces,” Fat Mike told TMZ recently (via Chart Attack).

As a result, Emo’s Annex has banned him from the venue. Owners told TMZ the following: “Emo’s does not condone Fat Mike’s actions, and we do not encourage or condone any acts of stupidity that Fat Mike may perform.” We’re betting that includes NOFX, as well. Good.

Here’s video. If you could sit through “2 Girls, 1 Cup”, this should be a piece of cake. Still, what an asshole. Who does he think he is? GG Allin?

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