Insane Clown Posse announces pretty much the best tour ever


With the amount of time Insane Clown Posse has been slinging their clothing in Hot Topics the world over, you have to figure these guys must be pushing 40. Wrap your head around that. Imagine you are a high school kid and you have to tell people your father dresses up like a scary clown and performs rap-metal for a living. Somehow, someway, there is still a market for this. I guess being a troubled teenager never goes out of style.

Well, those messed-up little dudes are about to shit themselves and anyone who is looking for a good group Halloween costume idea has just hit a gold mine. Not only are ICP rolling out a lengthy summer tour, but they are bringing some of their A-list friends, according to the AV Club. Does the name Coolio get you excited? Do you own a Kitty ball-gag? Do you skip over all the words in this story that exceed six letters? Well, this tour is for you (and apparently there are some of “you” in Anaheim, which freaks me out). Kitty apparently has trouble finding tour mates, noting on Twitter: “Finally a band with enough balls to take us on tour.” No, Kitty, it’s not that. Fun Loving Criminals already had some state fair obligations to attend to.

Fans of responsible cannabis use Kottonmouth Kings round out the bill that begins in Memphis on May 9th. Let’s just hope this doesn’t come too close to the Paramore/Tegan & Sara tour because I think that is how black holes are born.

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Insane Clown Posse 2010 Tour Dates:
05/09 – Memphis, TN @ The New Daisy Theatre
05/10 – Dallas, TX @ The Palladium Ballroom
05/13 – Louisville, KY @ InnPlace Hotel and Conference Center
05/14 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
05/16 – Columbus, OH @ Lifestyle Communities Pavilion
05/17 – Charlotte, NC @ The Uptown Amphitheatre
05/19 – Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
05/20 – Baltimore, MD @ Pier Six Concert Pavilion
05/21 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
05/22 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
05/24 – Cleveland, OH @ Nautica Pavilion
05/26 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze
05/27 – Council Bluffs, IA @ Westfair Amphitheater
05/29 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Cap Fed Park at Sandstone Amphitheater
05/31 – Morrison, CO @ Red Rocks
06/01 – Magna, UT @ Saltair
06/03 – Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
06/04 – Portland, OR @ Expo Center
06/05 – San Francisco, CA @ Warfield Theatre
06/07 – Anaheim, CA @ Grove of Anaheim
06/08 – Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theater
06/09 – Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theater
06/10 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
06/12 – Albuquerque, NM @ Tingley Coliseum