We like to joke that Lil Wayne‘s prison time was no big deal, but truth: Weezy was without a barber, cognac, and his Young Money posse for a good eight months. Plus, if you’ve ever seen that episode of Law and Order SVU where Stabler attempts to identify with a criminal who is going back to solitary confinement for the second time by locking himself up for a weekend, then you know Weezy’s two weeks of isolation must have been pretty rough, regardless of how many fan letters he had to read.
Needless to say, what Weezy would do once he got out of prison seemed almost as intriguing as what he did on the inside, especially since he was barred from drinking alcohol, ingesting drugs, and associating with any former convicts almost immediately upon released. So how’d it go? Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you with the life and times of Lil Wayne’s first week out of prison.