As if getting a job in this goddamn economy wasn’t hard enough, it seems like joining a band has become an even tougher task (via Buzzfeed). That is, if you’re applying to be the drummer for LOUD synth band T0DD Cl0UD. Remember, the O’s are zeros!
Okay. Maybe “not giving a fuck” isn’t that much to ask for (heck, the government can do it), but what about the exclusion of “cool” shoes? Or the mandate that tie-dye shirts only include “primary colors”? I’ll have you know that I take my hip fashion cues from Old Navy and that most of my wardrobe is Cerulean. Also, I don’t have a mustache, but I’d imagine it’d only look cute from my right side. So, I guess it’s back to Craigslist for me. Do YOU have what it takes?
Joining a band when times were simpler: