responds to Kanye West with “shit product plunger”

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During his recent appearance on Bret Easton Ellis’s podcast, Kanye West expressed his disdain for online retailer “I got into this giant argument with the head of that he’s trying to tell me what I need to focus on,” Kanye explained. “Meanwhile, he sells all this shit product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling shit product.”

Today, Zappos responded to Kanye by unveiling its latest product, the self-described “shit product plunger.” The accompanying description is where it really gets good, though:

— Interested in buying sh-t product? You’ve come to the right place! Here at, we happily sell sh-t products to everybody! This is the throne, everyone has been watching. Whether you’re #1 or #2, your clique will show no mercy, even in Paris.

— The perfect gift for the man that has everything.

— Requires lots of “focus” for most productive use.

— Considered a “safety zone” when in arguments.

— Makes giant arguments seem much smaller.

— Caution: Do not place our Sh-t product near any fans.

— Avoid storms.

The even filmed a video!

And the cost? $100,000. The shipping is, of course, free.

Awaiting Kanye’s response in 3… 2… 1…


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