Among the possible explanations for Kanye West’s new haircut, which he unveiled in Australia this weekend:
— He wanted to commemorate his new sneaker deal by getting the adidas stripes — but ran out of room?
— Peter Saville finally made him a logo.
— He has stock in Chevron.
— He wanted to one up Jack White.
— In a first, Kanye’s new album won’t actually receive a physical release. Rather, he’ll spend the next year as a full-time street performer rapping his new album a capella for anyone who stops and asks. His hair serves as the album artwork, obviously.