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Eminem takes no prisoners in new eight-minute freestyle — listen

With the largest vocabulary at his disposal, the MC namechecks Caitlyn Jenner, Donald Trump, and more

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Eminem made an appearance on Sway’s Shade 45 show this morning to promote Southpaw, the upcoming boxing film whose soundtrack he executive produced. It wasn’t his “Phenomenal” contribution, nor Jake Gyllenhaal’s acting that stole the spotlight, though. While on-air, the Detroit MC dropped a monster eight-minute freestyle that could rival some of his most lyrically-adept songs.

Em — the musician with the largest vocabulary in his arsenal — namechecked everyone from Donald Trump to Aaron Hernandez to Caitlyn Jenner with the same keenness and ferocity that first earned him the respect and cred he now holds. As to be expected, Marshall Mathers slipped in boastful lines as well as silly and straight-up offensive rhymes.

Check out the full, vicious freestyle below, followed by some choice excerpts.

On Caitlyn Jenner:

This a true statement, I see the btch in you, Caitlyn
I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s dick
No disrespect though, not at all
No pun intended, that took a lot of balls

On Miley Cyrus:

I’m a regular Hyde and Jekyll
White with freckles but I silence hecklers
You might wanna head for the fire exits
I’m coming through like a wrecking ball
You would swear I think highly of Miley
And I respect her, the way I backhand her

On Aaron Hernandez, Amanda Bynes:

Hands is down my pants as I fantasize taking advantage
Of Brandy and Janet by grabbing my Spanish Fly
Like a blind Hispanic guy with his zipper stuck
Give a fuck, it’s all part of my grand design
To get Amanda Bynes to come and fucking blow me dandelion
Better watch your step, you ’bout to cross an outlandish mine
I’m what you get if Aaron Hernandez rhymed

On Donald Trump:

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump
On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk
Broke and out of gas, busted water pump
Getting fondled up by Ronald, feeling him on his rump
Oh yeah, and me and Alyssa Milano hump

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