Jurassic-sized statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum pops up in London

Now, that's one big pile of Ian Malcolm...

Jeff Goldblum statue London
Jeff Goldblum statue

This year marks the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park. Of course, that also means it’s the 25th anniversary of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum, an image that has spawned everything from iconic Internet memes, to hard-to-find Funkos, to, now, a 25-foot statue resting comfortably next to London’s Tower Bridge.

The masterpiece was commissioned by NowTV, which placed the Jurassic-sized Goldblum in Potters Fields, where fans can find all sorts of Jurassic-sized facts littered around the area. Like, did you know, the statue weighs a staggering 150kg – equivalent to 48,000 teabags? Take that Jonathan Lipnicki!

Look for yourself below:

Um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that they’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. They read what others had done and they took the next step. They didn’t earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don’t take any responsibility for it.

They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now … ::raises fist::

Oh, you get the point.